And I built a home,
WANNA PET THAT BELLY
THIS KITTEN THO
MOONCAKES THIS IS SO ERWIN
have you ever just
stopped whatever you were doing
to look at an english word and
“you look like a fake word”
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING
imagine how proud john would be to be dating sherlock though. like sherlock would make a deduction or solve a crime or something and john would just nudge whichever police officer that was closest to him and say “thats my boyfriend. hes all mine.” and the officer would just be like “we KNOW, john. thats the fifth time today youve said it”
when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off
i still don’t?? understand luigi’s winning pose though?? he just swings down and wiggle on the spot like a caterpillar?? just what is this man doing
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.