all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me
I can admire a female body without being sexually attracted to it. A man can admire a male body without being sexually attracted to it. When will people get this?
when males stop being hypersensitive about their sexuality.
Reblogging again because there are some new ones and put them together in one post.
omg there’s more
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*
i don’t like your clothes take them off
I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong but
"By definition, you have to live until you die. Better to make that life as complete and enjoyable an experience as possible, in case death is shite, which I suspect it will be."
Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting (via wordsnquotes)
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!
"What’s your favorite color?"
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.