kanyewesticle:

all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

be-delias:

blasianxbri:

poetic:

I can admire a female body without being sexually attracted to it. A man can admire a male body without being sexually attracted to it. When will people get this?

when males stop being hypersensitive about their sexuality.

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zerachin:

glasmond:



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 Reblogging again because there are some new ones and put them together in one post.

omg there’s more

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
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"By definition, you have to live until you die. Better to make that life as complete and enjoyable an experience as possible, in case death is shite, which I suspect it will be."

Irvine Welsh, Trainspotting (via wordsnquotes)

komaedazzle:

i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!

Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.
kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"
"Radical Carrot."

kikofficial:

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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simsgonewrong:

Kinda odd way of riding :D

simsgonewrong:

Kinda odd way of riding :D

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat